Medieval Madness

 Why should you join us for a fantastic night out?

1. We’re rated “Best Place To Be In The DC Metro Area” by ourselves! (But seriously, we do have a terrific show!)

2. Where else do you get dinner, a show, ale, and men in tights for just $49.00?

3. We dress funny, so you don't have to.  

4. You don’t have to be of high moral character or community standing to join us.  In fact, you’ll fit right in.

5. We’re fun, the food is good, and we’ll keep you awake for at least a couple of hours.

6. We give you beer! (Included in price and lemonade may be substituted.)

7. We're nice people. Profits go to charity. Check out our other charitable and educational programs!

8. If you’ve got a sense of humor, you absolutely have to join us. If you don’t, go bore someone else.